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Baldur’s Gate 3 patch fixes indecent exposure bug

Screenshot from Baldur’s Gate 3 featuring the githyanki warrior Lae’zel
Image: Larian Studios

I love it when games give you the ability to choose your genitals. Not because of the glaringly obvious horny reasons but because, when games give you the ability to customize The Goods, it almost always leads to patch notes like the one we got in the latest Baldur’s Gate 3 hotfix.

Warning, this will be slightly Not Safe For Work

By Larian Studios’ count, the hotfix addresses over 300 bugs and issues, including one it put right at the top of the “Gameplay” section, letting you know this particular issue was at the tip top of developers’ minds. The hotfix reads:

“Penises C and D no longer clip through some githyanki clothing.”

Well, thank Tyr! I mean, really, how am I supposed to get anything done around Faerûn if penises C and D keep…

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